Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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