if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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