she was so not down for the gang bang
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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