New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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