dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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