the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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