Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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