Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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