So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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