Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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