ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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