Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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