that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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