the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize