I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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I said "one day" and that day is not today
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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