i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think my moral compass just broke
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