Whod you bang
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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