i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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