i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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