Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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