Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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