I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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