Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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