In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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