I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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