I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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