Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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