So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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