I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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