great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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