Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your penis caused this!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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