He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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