Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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