Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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