how can u be prego again
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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