marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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