is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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