so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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