on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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