BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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