I can't breathe out the right side of my face
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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