i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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