I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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