a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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