let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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