They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If I die, sorry about rent.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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