I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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