Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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