I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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