lets start a swedish sibling band together
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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